Bend’s high‑desert mornings smell like pine, coffee, and—if you walk into Straight Blast Gym—freshly sprayed mats. There’s a reason the vibes here feel both frontier‑rugged and academically sharp: our lineage traces straight back to Marine Corps veteran‑turned‑BJJ‑pioneer Chris Haueter. Once a Marine, always a Marine, and once you’ve rolled with his ideas you never quite look at Jiu‑Jitsu the same.
The Scientist in a Gi
Haueter isn’t just a member of the legendary “Dirty Dozen” (the first twelve non‑Brazilian black belts); he was also the first American to submit a Brazilian in competition and the man who coined the term “combat base.”
His obsession? Turning messy mat problems into elegant, testable hypotheses. He teaches with a dry humor and a lab‑coat mindset: isolate variables, add resistance, observe results, iterate. That approach dovetails perfectly with SBG founder Matt Thornton’s goal of “creating Jiu‑Jitsu scientists.”
SBG’s Epistemology: Truth → Aliveness → Adaptability
Thornton’s triad—Truth, Aliveness, Adaptability—is the operating system every SBG coach runs. We reject choreography (dead reps) in favor of Aliveness: timing, energy, and motion against resisting partners. Haueter’s seminars feel like practical demonstrations of that OS—equal parts physics lecture and stand‑up set, with arm‑locks as the punch‑lines.
One Tribe, One Vibe
Walk into any SBG—Dublin, Darwin, or our 6,000‑sq‑ft fortress in Bend—and you’ll hear the same greeting: “This is SBG; you’ll be OK.” The slogan springs from our deeper ethos, “One Tribe, One Vibe,” a culture of community over clique, shared progress over peacocking.
It’s not marketing fluff; it’s a training algorithm:
Sincerity – Bring honest questions.
Epistemology – Test those questions live.
Authenticity – Accept the data, even when ego hurts.
Making Good People Dangerous to Bad People
Bend’s High‑Desert Laboratory
At SBG Bend you’ll find:
40+ hours weekly of BJJ, MMA, Muay Thai, Wrestling, and Judo.
Instructors who treat every class like peer‑review.
A tribe that celebrates tap‑outs and technical “aha!” moments with equal enthusiasm (and usually tacos).
Footnote: Yes, He’s in Town May 17‑18
True to our non‑salesy promise, here’s the only pitch: Haueter will be on our mats May 17‑18. If you want to see the scientific method applied to cross‑collar chokes—join us. If not, no worries; the community (and the coffee) will still be here when you’re ready. You can learn more about the seminar here.
